Not one but TWO erections that literally no one asked for. Lizzie McGuire revival . United We Fall. Return to the Planet of the Apes. Want to discuss real-world problems, be involved in the most engaging discussions and hear from the journalists?
Fired Up! In this list of sex jokes in disney movies in Windsor classic, Miss Piggy unsubtly implies that she has had sex with not one, but two legends of the pirate world. Was it simply an innocent accident? Kids in the audience were probably too scared to notice their parents eyes widening at that one.
Where the joke gets weird is when the pair start literally flashing McQueen during a press conference. In "Hocus Pocus," the movie's three witch antagonists explain to a bus driver that they "desire children," meaning they need to find some kids so they can suck out their life essence to remain youthful.
Where most people see noble Mufasa, others see a woman from the rear, wearing nothing but a thong. When a pretty female skunk kisses him, he turns bright pink flushed with blood, perhaps and goes stiff as a board all over, including his tail. When viewers realize that their decision to show the racer their "high beams" actually means that he's being flashedthe dozens of cameras firing around them make a lot more sense
The Beast. Watching Disney classics as an adult is hilarious - mostly because you won't believe how much stuff we didn't pick up on. Disney's House of Mouse. Since before the internet was even a thing, rumors have been circulating that certain classic Disney movies contain hidden sexual references—because apparently we, as a society, simply cannot have nice things.
Spider Eye Productions. The Disney Channel. You can unsubscribe at any time. Life as We Know It.